
With time against them, Princess Giselle kills Speed Racer (Jared S. On their way to the museum where Amy is trapped, the group runs into Batman, who informs them that they must go to evacuation buses and that there will be no chance of survival if they go to save Amy. The "Chipmunks" then go after Will and Calvin, but they trap them in a trash can, fatally suffocating them as they attempt to escape. After taking shelter, Will, Juney, Calvin, and Giselle encounter rabid knockoffs of Alvin and the Chipmunks, who attack the gang and kill Juney.

Iron Man (Gerrard Fachinni), Hellboy (Barinholtz), and the Hulk ( Roland Kickinger) attempt to fight it, but all are defeated by cows thrown by the tornado. Giselle's pimp, Prince Edwin ( Tad Hilgenbrink), challenges Calvin to a dance fight for her love, but a tornado appears and Prince Edwin flees. Calvin catches her, and they immediately fall in love with each other. While the others comfort a distraught Calvin, Giselle (Parker), a prostitute, climbs out of a manhole and gets hit by a taxi. The gang leaves the garage and Will gets a call from Amy, where he admits his feelings for her before the call is dropped. Later, Will is chided by the others for not committing himself to his relationship with Amy. When Juney mentions that the calamities are caused by global warming, Will realizes his dream as a caveman could be related. Soon after, the city starts to freeze over, and Will, Juney, Calvin, and Calvin's girlfriend Lisa ( Kim Kardashian) retreat to a garage for shelter. A bulletin on the radio claims there is a meteor shower and it is the end of the world. The party then comes to a halt when the room shakes and the lights go out. During the party, Amy arrives with her new boyfriend, a Calvin Klein underwear model. Phil (John Di Domenico), Will's best friend Calvin (Gary "G Thang" Johnson), and Anton Chigurh (Barinholtz), among others. The guests include Juney ( Crista Flanagan), Dr. Later that day, Will has a " Super Duper Sweet Sixteen" party at his house, despite being 25. He then finds out that his girlfriend Amy ( Vanessa Minnillo) is having an affair with Flavor Flav (Abe Spigner), and she breaks up with Will because he is not admitting his true feelings for her.

The sequence is then revealed to be a dream of everyman Will ( Matt Lanter) in the present day.

After defeating him, the caveman then encounters the predator, a saber-toothed, gasoline-drinking Amy Winehouse ( Nicole Parker), who informs him that the world will end on August 29, 2008, and that their fate lies in a Crystal Skull. In the year 10,001 B.C., a caveman runs away from a predator through a plain and immediately gets into a fight with Wolf ( Ike Barinholtz).
